Artillery Concern is an ultra high-end mens outerwear brand, conceived by genius fashion savants and sandwich enthusiasts Gabriel Martins and Mei Tan. Gabriel was orphaned at an early age and shuttled around between various high fashion houses in italy, where he was raised by the likes of Prada, Gucci, and Ferragamo. Although he never learned to speak Italian, he raced turtles in the dingy backstreets of the italian slums where he learned to speak the turtle language. The turtles taught him about fashion which is where he acquired his patented "slow fashion" technique; the antithesis of the "fast fashion" industry. Under the tutelage of these esteemed fashion gods and turtles, he honed his skills and became the greatest Designer who ever lived. Despite the dizzying height of his accomplishment, something was still missing from the equation. 

Mei was born in the mountainous north of China, the illegitimate love child of Alexander Wang and Vera Wang, who are surprisingly unrelated despite both being named Wang. She was raised by a tribe of nomadic silk merchants who schooled her in the properties of textiles, mostly silk. Because of her greatness foretold by the oracle on the mountain, when she came of age, she booked a one-way ticket to New York City to pursue her dream of becoming a fashion icon. By age 22 she had become the Creative Director of every Menswear Brand, the Editor in Chief of every fashion publication, and had made cameo appearances in both Zoolander films. She met Gabriel at a secret party for fashion elites that none of you unworthy plebs would know about, and thus was born the fashion powerhouse of Artillery Concern.  

Artillery Concern uses only the most premium materials, made from the most critically endangered species, such as Black Rhino toenails and Sumatran Tiger ears. Trims and notions are no exception, with buttons made from the souls of virgin Hawksbill Turtles. All down jackets are stuffed with an exquisite melange of California Condor and Dodo feathers. 

Artillery Concern jackets are only available through our website because no store on earth is high-end enough to sell them. Artillery Concern jackets are custom made. All animals killed in the process of making Artillery Concern jackets are hunted without weapons and killed by hand. Please allow eight to twelve years for delivery of your jacket from time of order.